Cetin the Cretin

Cetin "The Cretin" Hakimoglu-Brown is a former Facebook spammer who has successfully placed his own incoherent research into the number Pi on Wikipedia and writes centre-right articles on various research websites.

He is one of the most frequent guest stars.

Odors
He showers once a week, or used to.

Turkish Prison
Due to threats from Mark "Zuckface" Zuckerberg, Cetin is currently jailed in Istanbul until February 27, 2027.